蔗尾蜂房

Djenar Maesa Ayu (1973- )

簡訊
--Djenar Maesa Ayu (1973- ), 羅浩原 譯

早安，親愛的
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:29:18

請問這是誰的號碼？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:31:27

是我博穎，親愛的
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:32:11

早？時間不算早了
你又整晚到哪鬼混了？
換號碼啦，又是新的，這號碼漂亮，是嗎？
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12.33:59

對呀，親親，不過沒妳的號碼漂亮
昨晚我帶客戶去卡拉OK酒吧了
我好想妳，親親
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:22

你帶了什麼客戶？
可惡！…一定很妖嬌！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:12

才沒有！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:59

一定有！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:35:22

沒有，真的啦！我好想妳
想見妳！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:36:35

少來這套
Sender: 葳拉Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:37:49

Luv U
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:24

少來這套！
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 12:38:55

Luv U!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:39:37

我說少來這套！！！
Pokoke GOMBAL!!!
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:40:09

我說愛妳啦！！！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:45

OK Luv U 2
Sender: 葳拉 Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:57

* * *

蜜糖，你在幹嘛？
Sender: 阿曼 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:35

正想著你
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:30

我也在想妳
什麼時候能見妳，蜜糖？
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:53

就這個中午了，怎樣？
不忙吧？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:19

不忙，午餐到Le Souffle吧…
然後我們偷溜
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:07

偷溜去摩鐵？幾點？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:44

欸，蜜糖。小弟弟想見你
他好想念你
兩點，蜜糖
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:60

只有你的小弟弟想見我？
沒興趣！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:41

不是啦，蜜糖
我也想見妳
想妳想得昨天整夜睡不著
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:37

OK. Miss U 2. C U soon.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:03

中午要陪客戶吃飯
Sender: 夫081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:51

OK
Sender: 妻0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:26

* * *

還在回味昨晚
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:13

我也是
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:38

要再來一次嗎？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:44:41

要
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:18

今天下午？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:39

可以
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:07

在昨天的餐廳見
兩點好嗎，小親親
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:58

OK，小親親
我準備好要咬你了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:35

誰怕誰！Can hardly wait!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:22

哈哈，等會兒見，小親親
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:33

回頭見，小親親
Sender: 博穎Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:15

我要去吃午餐了
Sender: 妻 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:42

OK
Sender:夫 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:11

* * *

吃過飯了嗎？
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:12

剛跟一個客戶吃過
他叫羅勃特
妳吃過了嗎？
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:59

還沒，沒胃口。在想你
想吃你
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:56:38

我也想妳。明天妳想吃我嗎？
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:57:41

當然想！食指大動，親愛的！
Mau dong! Met mamam, Cinta.
Sender: 提娜Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:58:53

謝啦，我的愛人。妳也該吃飯了
讓我明天見到妳美美的
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:59:32

掰啦，愛人
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:00:17

掰掰，我的愛人
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:01:26

* * *

妳在哪？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:02

已經快到了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:50:35

已經到哪裡了？
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:48:17

快到了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:25

我已經到了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23

已經在停車了
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:02:01

已經到收費亭了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:00:38

我就在妳兩部車後面
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:09

Where R U, my dear
Sender: 喬J0 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:59:28

* * *

小親親，我老公的車在這裡
我得先翹頭了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:29

啊~~~!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:04:13

蜜糖，我在裡面碰到我老公
被迫加入他
他跟一個客戶一起
不能跟你見面了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:19

啊~~~!
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:53

我今天穿丁字褲
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:13:27

很好，你有帶KY Jelly 嗎？
Sender: 喬 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:55:33

有，可別叫甜點喔！
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:56:29

我不會，親愛的。
Sender: 喬 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:57:30

OK，咱們設法甩掉你老婆吧！
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:58:02


Jakarta, 4 Oktober 2001, 2:52:27 PM




Djenar Maesa Ayu, Mereka bilang, saya monyet!, Jakarta: Gramedia Pustaka Utama, 2002, pp. 43-53.

Djenar Maesa Ayu, translated by Gai Littler, “Text Message,” in John H. McGlynn & Ezra Setyadharma, ed., Menagerie 7: Indonesian Fiction, Poetry, Photographs, Essays, Jakarta: The Lontar Foundation, 2009, pp. 67-75.



SMS*
-- Djenar Maesa Ayu (1973- )

Pagi, Sayang
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:29:18

Whose number is this?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:31:27

My number dear, Boim
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:32:11

Busyet, jam segini dibilang pagi
Semalam keluyuran ke mana kamu?
Pakai ganti no. hp baru lagi. No cantik ya?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12.33:59

Iya, Yang. Tapi tetap tidak melebihi
kecantikan kamu. Aku semalam pergi
karaoke bawa tamu. Ingat kamu, Yang.
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:22

Bawa tamu apa bawa tamu?
Sudah ah…sebel! Pasti genit.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:12

Enggak!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:59

Iya!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:35:22

Enggak. Beneran! Ingat kamu
Kangen kamu!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:36:35

GOMBAL
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:37:49

Luv U
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:24

GOMBAL!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:55

Luv U!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:39:37

Pokoke GOMBAL!!!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:40:09

Pokoke CINTA!!!
Meeting dulu ya, Yang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:45

OK Luv U 2
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:57

* * *


Hon, lagi ngapain?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:35

Mikirin kamu
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:30

Saya juga mikirin kamu terus.
Kapan bisa ketemu, Hon?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:53

Siang ini, gimana? Sibuk
enggak?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:19

Enggak. Makan siang di Le Souffle ya…
trus kita kabur.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:07

Kabur ke motel? Jam berapa?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:44

He eh, Hon. Dedek saya kangen
dan minta kamu terusss.
Jam 2, Hon.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:60

Cuma Dedeknya aja yang kangen?
Gak mau ah!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:41

Ya enggak, Hon.
Saya kangen kamu.
Semalaman enggak bisa tidur.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:37

OK. Miss U 2. C U soon.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:03

Mau makan siang sama tamu.
Sender: Husband 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:51

OK
Sender: Wife 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:26

* * *
Ingat yang semalam
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:13

Aku juga.
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:38

Mau lagi?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:44:41

Mau
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:18

Siang ini?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:39

Boleh
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:07

Ketemu di restoran kemarin.
Jam 2-an ya, Cayang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:58

OK, Cayang.
Siap-siap aku gigit ya
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:35

Siapa takut! Can hardly wait!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:22

Haha sampai nanti, Cayang
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:33

Sampai ketemu, Cayang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:15

Aku mau pergi makan siang.
Sender: Wife 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:42

OK
Sender: Husband 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:11

* * *

Udah mamam belum?
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:12

Ini baru aja mau mamam sama tamu
Namanya Robert.
Kamu udah mamam belum?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:59

Belum. Gak selera. Kangen kamu.
Pengen makan kamu
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:56:38

Aku juga kangen. Besok mau makan aku?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:57:41

Mau dong! Met mamam, Cinta..
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:58:53

Thx, Cintaku. Harus mamam
juga ya. Biar sehat ketemu aku besok.
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:59:32

Dag Cinta
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:00:17

Dag Cintaku
Sender: J0 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 13:01:26

* * *

Di mana?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:02

Sudah hamper sampai
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:50:35

Sudah sampai mana?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:48:17

Hampir sampai
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:25


Aku sudah sampai
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23

Sudah sampai lagi parkir
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:02:01

Lagi bayar karcis
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:00:38

Iya aku dua mobil di belakang kamu.
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 14:01:09

Where R U, my dear
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:59:28

* * *

Cayang, mobil suamiku ada di sini
Aku harus segera cabut!
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:29

Grrrrr..!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:04:13

Hon, aku ketemu suamiku
di dalam. Terpaksa gabung.
Dia makan sama tamunya.
Enggak bisa ketemu sekarang!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:19

Grrrrr..!
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:53

I’m wearing a G-String.
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:13:27

Good. Do U bring KY Jelly**?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:55:33

Yup. Do not order dessert!
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:56:29

I won’t, dear.
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:57:30

OK. Now let’s get rid of your wife!
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:58:02


Jakarta, 4 Oktober 2001, 2:52:27 PM

* SMS=Short Message Service
** Sejenis gel atau pelumas yang biasa digunakan kaum gay untuk melakukan seks anal. （一種凝膠或潤滑濟，同性戀肛交用的）